Welcome to an OK New School Year!

It's September again, and you know what that means.  It's time to learn more Essential Learning Academic Standard Uncommon Core Target Guidelines!  My name is Mr. Van Dyne, and like most of you, I can't believe I got hired for this job.  My teaching certificate lapsed and someone bet me that I didn't have the guts to apply to be a principal.  Well, I didn't.  Someone much more qualified than me borrowed my identity and nailed the interview, and after some serious litigation, here I am!  How hard could it be?